Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maul

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It's exciting time of year. It's Halloween weekend. Is this your favorite? Oh, I tell you. I love it when it falls on a Sunday Halloween. You know, you scare the kids with stories about evil demons and ghosts. Then after church.

You go trick or treating.

I see you got your mask dirty on. I do love Halloween. I do. You know, the one time you dress up and pretend to be something we're not. Also known as Instagram.

This is a holiday. I have so into this. I went to see the Halloween movie sequel. Have you seen that? I tell you, Jamie Lee Curtis looks fantastic at 62. She really does.

In the movie, kind of a Karen. She sees Michael Myers killing a kid and she goes, you're not from this neighborhood.

You know, Jamie Lee Curtis's mom is right. Generally started in the greatest horror movie of all time. Psycho. Psycho. Psycho has been out 61 years. So I hope I'm not giving anything away.

But when Anthony Perkins shows up with that knife wearing his mother's dress and the wig, it just changed cinema forever. And also Dave Chappelle.

Now, of course, out here in California, pot's been legal for a while. As in many states, not all stupidly. But yeah, okay.

So obviously this time of year, Halloween, we're all local news is just full of watch out for pot edibles that look like candy.

Like I'm going to waste my stash on children.

Children.

I put a sign on my lawn this year. It said, no candy supply chain issues.

Oh, no, I mean, there are supply. You have trouble getting shit you need. I don't have all the shit I need.

This year, I'm trying to get kids to put toilet paper on my house.

But you know where the president is? He's overseas right now. He was in Rome yesterday. Met with the Pope.

Pope, I got to say, Pope gets along a lot better. It looks like to me with the Democrats. I mean, look at him with Biden. He looks like he's a pretty happy camper. Obama loved him. Trump.

You're saying.

But Joe Biden's very at home. Let's put it that way in Vatican City because it's a lot like Delaware.

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