Hello and welcome to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton. I'm your host,

P.G. O'Rourke's hunting dog, Andrew Heaton.

And today we're going to have a fun show.

Kathy Risenwitz is on. We're going to talk about sex positive feminism and the types of feminism there and

Afterwards and a completely unrelated note I'm going to pitch myself to the bachelor as the next Bachelor.

So if you're a producer for the Bachelor, be sure to listen to that part.

But before we do either of those things, we do need to pay the bills,

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