Hello everybody and welcome back to the judgiest place on the internet my name is Josh.

My name is Rick and my name is Christian and we are the judgies boys girls and

enbies welcome back what a beautiful beautiful day the humidity finally

freaking dropped in the Midwest am I right ladies boy you got that right dude I

mean I don't have like long long hair obviously especially telling me the

longest hair I've had this year but man humidity fucking sucks oh yeah girls

got it bad done nothing with my hair well it's been raining it's done

nothing let it do its thing my hair looks cute I would say that's only because

you have so much oil in your hair that George Bush is interested in you so like

you don't have to worry about humidity at first I was thinking about George

Washington because of the Paul Revere joke oh no I was like George Washington

didn't want oil well why don't you hear a fucking story that really peaked my

social anxiety today so actually I don't is it gonna give me social anxiety now

I don't think we get to the next segment please I don't think we share any of

these social anxieties so well maybe but so I'm gonna say it on the pod I'm trying

to go all July without eating fast food right good for you that's my deal

right as I want to go July without eating fast food today July second I made

it through July one great all right July pause I was really thinking about it

but I didn't July two which is today I'm wearing my Taco Bell shirt as I do

it's a vintage Taco Bell logo it's from Target you can get it at Coles too I'm

sure you've seen it and so I was sitting I eat my lunch and it was like a

quarter or three quarters away through my lunch and I was like well I've got a

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