Hey, everybody. I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters, the pop culture quiz show that this week is pitting two comedy powerhouses against each other in a pop culture battle royale. Now, usually I would talk about something that's bumming me out in the world this week, but there's too much. It's overwhelming. I've been thrown into a deep well of sadness, and there are no whimsy balls to make it worthwhile.

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Okay, so I'm just going to tell you this.

Something that has cheered me up immeasurably is something that I read on Reddit, which is a rumor that Paris Hilton is obsessed with buying and refurbishing World War II aircraft radios.

Yes, I heard this from Priscilla Page on Twitter.

Okay.

Yeah, at BBWBFF.

Okay.

The story of the woman who, like, her car broke down in Germany.

I haven't even heard this.

Okay, so she posted this, like like story that somebody said on Reddit,

a woman whose car broke down in Germany, uh, was crying at a rest up and trying to get a man who sold hamburgers in a van that didn't speak English to like help her out. Yeah. And then

this American guy comes up to her and goes, hey, we're American, we can help you. And Paris Hilton was

with them. And apparently on the entire car ride,

Paris Hilton was like talking about these insanely expensive World War II radios.

That was the reason she was in Germany to buy Nazi radios.

That's 100% Reddit true.

So what?

That makes it 50% actually true?

Yeah, I want to believe it.

I want to believe it.

I don't know why that gives me such hope.

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