Ep. 57 - Monkey Business

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Comedy

5 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2019

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

On today's show, the guys discuss whether or not having a pet monkey/orangutan is a good idea and what some of the benefits would be. They also discuss their respective dogs and how it feels similar to being a parent, and Gorman tells the legend of his former dog, Norman Gorman. The guys also discuss Pat's name climbing back up the odds ladder for the Monday Night Football job (#McAfeeForMNF), a man scamming Facebook and Google for over 120 million dollars, Cardi B being in hot water for some comments she made about the way she treated patrons of her former strip club, The Pub boys starting their own scooter gang, and Nick, Ty, and Digs starting a Jeep gang. Pat also retells the hilarious story about Laron Landry's pet monkey, and Edgerrin James deciding that he didn't want to go to Tokyo for a preseason NFL game, plus much more. It's a fun one, come and have a good time with us.

This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy and closes with a timeless classic from Hootie and the Blowfish.

Transcript

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0:00.0	What's wrong with your eyes?
0:02.0	Like what's the oh my goodness like what's the
0:06.8	What's the word I'm looking for
0:09.6	Oh, I really I was trying for a while. Can you see far or can you see close?
0:14.1	This is for blue lights are blue like glasses not prescription. I got the laced. I got 2010
0:20.3	I used to not be able to see anything
0:23.2	Pass that camera though. It used to be like
0:25.6	Then I had contacts then I'm one of the contacts fell out during st. Louis Rams game
0:32.3	Right high no backup because I kept contacts in for eight nine months at a time
0:37.6	Decided to get laced that next off season had to wear glasses for like six weeks before the surgery would happen
0:43.4	It was a bad time to be me. You look good all around me. Yeah, it's good look. You're doing glasses
0:47.6	Hey guy cross from you me not so much what in glasses? No, no just overall just in
0:55.3	I thought this today there's a weight threshold with me and I assume most people
1:03.1	You get under that number you look okay as soon as you get over that number everything starts falling apart
1:08.4	Yeah, I agree the beard looks terrible. It looks like I look homeless
1:12.8	Just a bad little little uncle. He's little on Kimt. Yeah, I agree you right now a little overweight
1:20.2	Oh
1:22.2	That was a pong Todd you know it now I know what these supermodels feel like when they get casted to go for gigs
1:28.6	Yeah, and they walk into room and maybe you're not like two three pounds overweight, you know
1:32.7	I'm actually just now getting your adult weights. I think you look good. You fill out a little bit
1:37.2	I think you I saw I make fun of you on social media, but I'm grown-ass man Todd. You get some man weight on you now
1:43.3	If we're gonna body-shame people
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