Hey there, folks. I'm Dave Holmes and welcome to a very special international waters.

The comedy quiz show that this week is pitting two teams of Max Fun podcasters against each other in a pop culture battle royale.

It's exciting. It's exciting. Usually it's U.S. versus U.K., Canadians.

I came prepared with a terrible British accent because I was thinking that, you know, we could.

But I guess, no, you want something quality and good.

No, let's keep it all American because Donald Trump is number one in the polls right now.

America needs a self-confidence boost.

You know what I mean?

We're at the beginning of that, you know, like every four years period where I understand that America handles self-rule about as definitely as it does self-checkout.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

We're clumsy.

We think we know what we're doing.

We get angry.

This is probably 15 items.

Yeah.

The attendant has to keep helping.

There's one person kind of watching from afar, but like on their phone.

Yeah.

We need much more help than we're getting.

So anyway, America, this is for you.

You're listening to International Waters.

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