Ep 54: Living the Blap Blap Blap

International Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Trivia, Society & Culture, Pop Culture, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2015

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Zabeth Russell, Solomon Georgio, Matt Kirshen and Susy Kane join Dave Holmes for Noughties nostalgia, superheroes and a which country’s the worst throwdown. Written by Sarah Morgan and Asterios Kokkinos. MaximumFun.org

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0:00.0	Hey there, folks, I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters, the Transatlantic Panel
0:04.1	Game Show that pits U.S. and U.K. comedians against one another in a pop culture battle
0:08.5	royale. Now, I'm going to let you guys know. We are recording on July 3rd. That's July 4th
0:14.4	observed in the United States. That is our holiday before the holiday. The drive from my house
0:20.4	to the studio is a 12-mile drive that generally
0:23.6	at this time of day takes me close to an hour. Today, because it's a holiday and a lot of people
0:29.2	were off the roads, it took me 11 minutes. So here's the deal. Everyone who's gone, stay gone.
0:35.6	Just stay gone. Everyone who gets away for Thanksgiving, just don't come back.
0:40.5	Los Angeles is a beautiful and a manageable city without you here.
0:44.3	I'm going to put up some rules.
0:47.0	If you came to town and one of your top five career goals was to be on Big Brother, out.
0:54.3	Stay gone. That's a great rule.
0:55.4	Stay on.
0:55.9	Also, 80% of the personal trainers.
0:57.8	Yeah, go.
0:58.8	We're good.
0:59.5	We're going to need another Zumba class.
1:01.3	We're good.
1:01.7	Yeah, no.
1:02.3	Or psychics.
1:03.2	The psychics could pretty much go, I think.
1:05.2	Like half the psychics could go.
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