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I am unashamed. What about you?

So the airlines lost my clubs. They said they gave me a number, so what you do feel this is be interesting for you, you can track it.

Because now we're in computer land, you have data. And it says your clubs are there. So I thought, great.

So, how many people can sit on one of these aircraft you're getting on? How many can ride in the time? 50?

The guy sitting next to me said, oh, we're in the Sardine can airplane. So not too many. I would say about 50.

Yeah, about 50 the one to one. So, in this high tech world, when everybody's got it all figured out, you know, high tech isn't that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You can't get 50 people moved from point A to point B with their bags. I think that's what happened.

They're in their fly in millions of miles, millions and millions of miles. I don't understand why you can't get them.

That's what I think, Captain. Here's my people on the thing and get their bags in there.

Here's my theory. Where could it be?

Well, here's my theory. Because I heard two of the people who work for the airlines say, I heard one say, well, it was a full flight.

And said, yeah, once they get to 49 bags, that's it. So because the two people who didn't have their bags, me and this couple that was next to me, I said, was your bag, you know, how big wasn't?

And she said, oh, it was big. Well, I and I had golf club. So I think what happened is when they were loading it up, there was no room.

And they just the two biggest bags got sacrificed. And so, you know, I waited. So then I went up there after the podcast yesterday because the data.

And I was making this illustration, you know, because from a faith perspective, I put my faith in the person who said they were going to call me.

This is the night before when the next flight came to see if my bags bag was on it, but she never called.

So I should have gone to the data early because that person gave me a empty promise. She never called and has still not called.

See, I mean we're shaping you are because I can't give them a device and say to give me a call because I don't have the device.

Now, if you fly, I'm going to get my bags and me on that plane because you're not going to be able to reach me unless you talk to me.

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