Ep. 53: Janet Jacksoned

Wonderful!

Griffin McElroy

Mcelroy, Wonderful, Enthusiast, Comedy, Griffin, Music, Mcelroys, Rachel

4.9 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2017

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Where to begin? This episode of The Bachelor was an absolute barn burner -- we had competition, heartbreak, and more cringeworthy interactions than we ever dreamed one two-hour television episode could contain. Hold onto your butts, and also someone else's butt, because that's the order of the day, folks.

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0:00.0	Hey, we maybe you should go and do some contemplating.
0:03.0	My reason, my reason,
0:06.0	If we girl, my reason,
0:09.0	My reason, my reason,
0:11.0	If we girl,
0:13.0	I'm the best bet,
0:15.0	And I'm not going to give cool side,
0:17.0	Here to find true love, one man from my heart.
0:19.0	Hi, this is Rachel McRoy.
0:20.0	Hi, this is Griffin McRoy.
0:21.0	And this is Rose Betty's.
0:22.0	It's a podcast about the Bachelor in the Bachelor in Paradise,
0:24.0	and just all of it.
0:26.0	Just everything.
0:27.0	I'm so excited, baby.
0:30.0	Our baby is asleep,
0:32.0	and has been for 14 minutes,
0:35.0	which means we can record a podcast the night of the Bachelor,
0:38.0	which is exciting to me,
0:39.0	because I've been drinking a lot of
0:41.0	Dad's old rotten grape juice,
0:44.0	which is what I call wine.
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