Hey there, folks. I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters, the Transatlantic Panel Game Show that pits U.S. and UK comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale.

This is the part where I would usually tell some sort of a joke or something, but I don't have any jokes. I'm just generally happy.

Ladies and gentlemen, gay, people can get married in all 50 states.

Yay!

That's fantastic.

Every corporate logo is a rainbow.

Every dick is angry.

And I have to come up with a new excuse for why I don't want to get married.

You're listening to International Waters. playing for the nation whose official punctuation is the morbidly obese exclamation mark from the Do You Need a Ride podcast and multiple potty award winning appearances on international waters, the incredible Chris Fairbanks.

Thank you. That's me.

That's you. How are you?

I'm doing terrifically.

Good. July 4th is approaching quickly. It's a lot of pressure. A lot of pressure. Thank you. That's me. That's you. How are you? I'm doing terrifically. Good.

July 4th is approaching quickly.

It's a lot of pressure.

A lot of pressure.

Big party at my house every year.

Will it be as good as last year?

Oh, what are you going to do to top it?

Taco truck.

Taco truck.

Perfect.

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