Ep. #52: The Retirement Podcast
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 16 December 2014
⏱️ 105 minutes
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Summary
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Recorded Dec 13, 2014 at the Safe House in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), comedian Brett Erickson (@bretterickson68), Chad Shank (hdFatty) and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Ggreg Chaille. Intro music "Don't Cut Yr Hair" by Mishka Shubaly. Closing song "Party Time" by The Mattoid. Both available on iTunes.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | and you maintain sufficeHer |
| 0:04.0 | you're listening to the Doug60 |
| 0:22.0 | ало |
| 0:30.0 | I only start to need a drink after the liquor stores are closed |
| 0:45.0 | I heard you changed your name again |
| 0:52.0 | But don't you change your hair |
| 0:57.0 | It was the only thing I liked about you in the end |
| 1:13.0 | You know why it's great that we have no official sponsorship is because I am in retirement |
| 1:20.0 | So doing this podcast would prove that I'm not actually retired |
| 1:27.0 | This is the Doug Stannhope podcast from retirement |
| 1:32.0 | It's the friarist, I can't sponsor by nobody |
| 1:36.0 | Still sponsored by nobody because if I was actually getting paid for this I wouldn't be retired |
| 1:42.0 | You couldn't be |
| 1:44.0 | No, I'd be full of shit |
| 1:47.0 | I'll come out of retirement soon, I'll panic |
| 1:50.0 | I hope so |
| 1:52.0 | But yeah, after New Zealand which was fantastic |
| 1:55.0 | Thank you New Zealand was a lovely time |
| 1:58.0 | You were a very polite folk |
| 2:00.0 | And we had a nice time and that was my last gig |
| 2:04.0 | And after that I purposely had no professional or social obligations |
| 2:10.0 | So I could pretend to be retired, I've done this before |
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