You're joking, right?

Well, I'm trying to be hopeful.

I'm trying to be optimistic about that.

Well, I guess you're too young to be a little pessimistic like me.

The fucking things I see at their people are stupid.

Dad has COVID.

You're a dick.

You're a fucking dick. He comes on today. Oh on today Oh no I think should I go get a COVID test I've had a headache the last couple days My throat hurts Okay that's not true I didn't say that You literally said that Verbatim You said my head to hurt The last two days No I haven't gotten a lot of sleep I definitely don't have COVID How do you know know? Because I had COVID and I 100% don't have COVID. Joe, one of our listeners. Are we going to do this? You go, stop. No, I have natural antibodies. So do I. From a year ago. Your natural antibodies are literally from October 2020. What's your antibodies? Strong. They're from like four months ago.

You didn't have COVID? Yes, I did. You did? We literally recorded a whole episode where I was like a face shield in front of it. You did. You did. That's right. You had COVID. No, I'm fine. Just we had mom's birthday party, which was fucking great. Should we talk about that? you should show the video of the stripper.

Oh, God.

So we had mom's 42nd birthday party for the 10th, 13th year. And on Saturday night. That's cold, by the way. You already made two mocks right now. One about me, one about your mother. Seriously. is that how we're going to play this? That's not a mock on mom.

Saying her actual age is not a mock. She does not want her age. Right, that's why I said 42. Plus 13. You just said that. You said 13 years in a row. I said 42 for the 13th year. It's the same thing. We had her birthday party, which was actually super nice and enjoyable.

It was beautiful.

It was a great fuck.

First of all,

but,

one minute. We had her birthday party, which was actually super nice and enjoyable. It was beautiful. It was a great fuck. First of all, but. What moment. It was a great night, great friends, great time, great partying. It was great DJ. It was really beautifully catered about 70 people. It was so much fun. Dan and we had at Dan and Michelle's house. It was really a nice night. Yeah, you guys know Dan and Michelle, right?

It was a real nice night, wasn't it?

It was super nice until a police officer shows up at the front door.

Like, oh, interesting.

Police officer comes into the backyard and Pony by Genuine starts playing and he rips his shirt off and it turns

out that there was a male stripper hired probably younger than me probably 20 years old this guy

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