Ep 5: Pattie Mallette - "It’s About to Get Good”

TWO LESS LONELY GIRLS

Mike Coscarelli

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2018

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Pattie is Justin Bieber’s mom, but she also has a lot of other great qualities such as purity, something she mentioned to Rosebud in their TWITTER DM CONVERSATION. That’s right, Pattie Mallette and Rosebud are basically BFFs and Pattie, the queen herself, listens to the lil ole Two Less Lonely Girls podcast. Listen, rate, review and follow Corinne Fisher at @PhilanthropyGal and Rosebud Baker at @RosebudBaker on IG & Twitter and Mike Coscarelli @MikeCoscarelli.

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0:00.0	To answer your question, yes we are two adult women.
0:05.0	And yes we love Bieber and that's why we're publicly stalking him.
0:11.0	We're crazy.
0:12.0	Hey!
0:13.0	Maybe he's what America needs.
0:16.0	One nation under beeps.
0:19.0	We're gonna be two less only girls.
0:22.0	We're gonna be two less only girls. We're gonna be two let's only girls. We love Justin Bieber and let us be clear
0:28.2	we're not being ironic at all.
0:31.2	Post to my current fisher and Rosebud Baker.
0:34.0	Welcome back everyone.
0:37.0	Corin is still drunk from last night.
0:40.0	I'm not because I'm perfect. You're not drunk because the last time you got drunk it was too good.
0:48.0	And you can't get drunk anymore.
0:50.0	I'm not drunk because I'm an alcoholic.
0:53.0	All right, it's going to be an interesting app this week.
0:58.0	We're all set, we're raring to go, it's been an interesting morning.
1:01.0	We got started right on time, you know, just an hour and a half late, but it's fine.
1:07.0	We're good. We've ordered a pizza, everything's going to be okay.
1:11.0	We're going to grease up the Corin's insides and we'll have it all together for you. Oh my gosh.
1:17.0	That was so professional. Thank you. Oh my God. I think you're just saying that because you're drunk.
1:23.0	But I thank you.
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