Ep. 49 - Todd Vs. Steven Seagal

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Comedy

5 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2019

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

On today's show, the guys cover a range of topics including sick dogs puking and dropping bombs everywhere in Todd's house, the car buying process at a dealership, how many rolls of toilet paper the average person uses on a weekly basis, what the guys would do if they had an almanac similar to the one from Back To The Future for sports betting, and Kanye's Sunday gospel services. They also dive into trash TV, the proper etiquette when it comes to getting gas, a mouse that has been absolutely terrorizing The Pub, the Hulu Fyre Fest documentary, whether or not the guys could win in a fight against the most famous celebrity who shares their name, and they recap the St. Paddy's Day t-shirt sale contest, PETA taking a massive L for trying to slander Steve Irwin, and much more. It's a fun one, come and have a good time with us.

This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy, and closes with an absolute banger from Metallica.

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0:00.0	Yeah
0:20.4	Here we go welcome the harlan radio 2.0 we are a beautiful Indianapolis Indiana
0:27.1	It's Wednesday, um, day, middle of the week
0:37.3	Spend your money wisely when you're gambling told you this before but there's reason for his own one people we trust with our gambling dollars
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0:57.1	Wow $500 free dollars we need deposit a thousand yep, exactly 250 free dollars. We need deposit 500 checks out
1:06.0	Down from there, um, it depends what your budget is. I don't know how big you go. I got a little too big
1:13.1	Yeah, join I'm winning street. I am on winning street right now
1:16.7	Both cuz you're talking Todd and waiting for a little deposit. It's ups and downs to speak some valleys
1:21.2	It's like a roller coaster. That's why I enjoy it somebody if it wasn't a roller coaster we wouldn't enjoy it
1:25.2	No
1:27.8	I mean yeah, it was just winning money all the time that was suck. Yeah, we just suck. You know, where's the challenge?
1:33.3	I was gonna drop the the sun as brightest after the darkest on but then you what you
1:39.1	Were saying they're actually registered with me. I was like no, it would be
1:43.5	The win all of the time. I'm not kidding the amount of time I spend
1:47.8	Praying of a night to my god that he give me the power to see these scores one day in advance
1:53.9	You guys would literally laugh you because it's a real thing that happens
1:57.1	I really say that I just like when a quick 50k and get the fuck out of there
2:01.1	That's my favorite part of back to the future that guy who has the book of all the games that I already
2:05.5	Know the scores never saw my that I've been a size about us so much being able to walk in here one morning and just be like guys
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