Hey, Jody, there's something I've always wondered about you.

What's that, Dave?

How does someone with so few talents manage to afford a fucking pony?

Great question, Dave. I'll tell you why. You see, I have this clever ability to write down words in a certain way that makes people want to give you money,

and people pay me to trick other

people into giving them money too. Wow, that sounds pretty nefarious. What do you call a crime like

that? Incredibly, David, it's not a crime. It's called copyrighting, and anyone can do it and earn lots of

money. Even you, David.

Wow. So how do I get my pony?

Easy. I can show you. And I'm doing so in a few weeks for a free five-day become a copywriter challenge.

Copywriter. So it's only available to white people? Copywriter, David. Copywriter? So it's only available to white people?

Copywriter, David, copywriter.

Ah, that makes more sense.

Five days, that's almost longer than running the spine. What's involved?

Over five days, I'll show you how to start a highly lucrative copywriting career to add

two to three thousand pounds a month to your income doing writing for clients who love working

with you. Plus, I'll give you all the tools and support so you can actually get started and

find your first client during the challenge. Is this a scam? If it sounds like it, I've done my job, David.

Anyway, if you'd like to join the free five-day challenge, sign up today at www.

Copywriterchallenge.com.uk.

And I'll see you in there.

They're bad.

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