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You're listening to the Doug stanhope podcast. Hey, Chely and I are high. I suggested it the other night when I was high and drunk. The Chely and I should do a podcast where we're both high. You're always busy, but now you're not. And you're in Vegas and you got high, right?

You completely froze out and I think it's my internet connection. Let me double check this gone here. Yeah, this is not really turn this off.

I just go ahead and start. But for instance, again, then I'll just use my phone as a internet hot spot. I have no idea what a hot spot is. Great, Chely. Great, Chely and I are talking over the Zoom because Chely is in Vegas with his other, one of his other projects.

And we're high and I just completely cut out. What was your question? Just that I didn't have a question. Oh, hot spot. That's what you say.

I as a statement and then you said you didn't know what it was. Another.

Yeah, but that's just another thing I'm never going to learn in my life is what a hot spot is or why I need it because I've never needed a hot spot.

So I don't I'm at a place in my life where I'm not going to ever learn new things. You've been hot spotting and not knowing it.

I'm sure my phone does a lot of things like track my bowels and yeah, when I die, I hope there's a flash of all the things I never learned that my car and or phone could do that I've been doing manually.

But I'm happy with that. I don't really need any more conveniences in life. I feel like most of my life is convenient enough and why burden the world.

You know, just because you sit on your phone doesn't mean you're checking your bowels.

All right, this thing is crap it out. So I'm going to hold on.

So what's button do I hit then?

So yours crap out. Does that mean mine crap out? Should I get a new computer?

No internet broken. I can't learn new things.

That was one of my favorite songs is Mr. Jones in me and in 1994 when that came out of my favorite.

Still my favorite album to this day is August and everything after and or the greatest hits.

But in the in the song he says when I look at the television, I want to see me staring right back at me.

Well, you know what? Here we are in a zoom age and no, staring you staring right back at you is one of the most disconcerting things.

God, I wish I saved this for the podcast, but who did remembered?

I'm just trying to hook up here. So let's see if this goes for a little bit. It's saying that it's just it's slow.

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