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Real Time with Bill Maher

Ep. #477: Stormy Daniels, Jonathan Haidt

Real Time with Bill Maher

HBO Podcasts

News

4.215.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2018

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Bill’s guests are Stormy Daniels, Jonathan Haidt, Max Boot, Anthony Scaramucci, Betsy Woodruff (Originally aired 10/26/18)

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

0:30.0

Thank you very much. I appreciate it a lot. Thank you. I appreciate it.

0:50.0

You're very relaxed for such a scary time. I want you to relax. We had a security sweep. I've

1:05.8

been assured there are no bombs in the monologue. And ladies and gentlemen, we got them.

1:15.3

Okay, so that's the good news. The man who said bombs, pipe bombs, through 12 people in an attempt. This is what

1:21.6

happened in this country this week, an attempt to decimate the upper ranks of one of America's major political parties.

1:28.6

And it turned out to be he is exactly what you thought an angry asshole in a red hat.

1:36.3

Not a false flag operation, not a hoax. He thinks Trump is the greatest human being ever to live. And of course he's from Florida.

1:54.3

And I couldn't make this up a stripper, a bomber who also strips. Experts call this peak Florida.

2:06.3

No, it gets worse. Lives in plantation, Florida. I know. How was that still a name? What was slave ship Florida taken?

2:22.3

Okay, so here's what we have. We have a racist male stripper. He worked under the name Stormy Trooper Daniels. I don't know if you know how long I'm getting.

2:38.3

His name is Caesar Sayak, like most Trump, most of Trump's friends. He's white over 50 registered Republican and has a long criminal record.

2:54.3

He's also bankrupt has a creepy van lives with his mom and last May the NRA named him Lunar of the month.

3:04.3

So, but he's he's been arrested eight times, eight times battery fraud drug possession threatened to bomb the van, the creepy van.

3:16.3

He had had pictures of Trump all over it make America great and then pictures of Hillary and other Democrats with their faces in cross hairs.

3:25.3

Is it okay to call this one deplorable?

3:30.3

Oh, with that.

3:36.3

Or with that hurt Republican feelings because he was also a prolific hate tweeter sometimes sending threats to Democrats and he was frequently at Trump rallies where he was known as a moderate.

3:54.3

Now, he's a typical Trump loser blames everybody else because his life sucks. That's who he is. That's the profile. Trump's biggest supporters are always some middle-aged guy whose package doesn't work.

4:09.3

This guy.

4:15.3

Oh, for 12 with the bombs. Also, I'm guessing on a big believer in science.

4:24.3

In his petition for bankruptcy in 2012, there was a handwritten note attached to it said that he lives with his mom and has no furniture.

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