Ep.#475: Andy's Got Cancer

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2021

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Doug invited comedian Andy Andrist on the podcast to announce that he has been diagnosed with cancer.

Recorded Dec. 17th, 2021 at the FunHouse in Bisbee, AZ via ZOOM with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope), Andy Andrist (@andyandrist), Hennigan (@MrHennigan), Chad Shank (@HDFatty), bingo (@bingobingaman), Tracey (@Egglester), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast.
0:11.4	Hey, welcome to the Doug Stanhope Shake the baby company Christmas party with Brian
0:21.9	Hennigan is all the way down from Las Vegas, Nevada where we'll be for New Year's sold
0:27.7	out suckers, but check Twitter. I know a couple people have tweeted, Hey, I get an extra ticket.
0:34.4	I thought I'd have a date and a girl to kiss. It didn't work out again.
0:39.8	I have to be aware because there have been some scams at some of the shows. Just just make
0:45.1	sure you go through everything you can to get that exact win guy. I noticed it and I did
0:51.2	not retweet it because I'm trying to stay off Twitter and I don't want people to know
0:55.0	that sometimes I peek. But Andy is not going to be in Vegas because he has a very funny
1:05.4	story as way I'm going to let him tell it, but you can't come to Vegas because I why?
1:11.4	Uh, okay. Well, it's like you know when the athletes sign their letter of intent. I
1:17.3	couldn't find a different hat. It's on I had it more. So I got focus on the C there. I
1:25.6	got cancer. And he's got cancer. Oh, come on people.
1:33.8	It's dangerous. We can do better than that. This isn't funny. Well, he had more more
1:48.5	money earlier when I was when I was lightning the mood with the lane in the car. It was a
1:52.3	ha ha. I got cancer. I didn't. I thought for a minute I didn't have cancer, but I kind
1:57.9	of thought I did. And then I went and saw a surgeon today and he said I 95. Whatever it is,
2:03.8	it's 95% cancer. He sure is 95% sure it's cancer on that off 5% once it once I get through
2:12.2	surgery, I can have chemotherapy. So happy holidays. I didn't even get it. I didn't
2:21.4	even ask for anything. You know, I saw Santa and I just kind of nodded. Let's do this thing.
2:28.4	And so here I am. I'm fucking a January 20th. I'm a loot. I think it's it's called the
2:35.0	whip. I'm losing part of my pancreas. You don't need. It's like a, you know, it's vanity
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