Hi there, folks. This is Dave. Before we start International Waters, I just want to extend my most heartfelt thanks to everybody who donated in the Max Fund Drive, whether you are a new donor or an upgrading donor. This was the most successful Max Fund Drive yet by a wide margin. And I am so very, very happy to be here. And I can't wait to see what it brings us in the new year. So thank you very, very much.

With me right now is our producer, Colin Anderson.

Hello.

Hello, Colin.

Now, just like my hero, the British TV presenter, Jeremy Clarkson, from Top Gear,

I'm going to get myself fired from a hugely successful global franchise because my producer

didn't bring me a steak dinner.

Where's my steak dinner, Colin?

Colin!

That's right.

I'm sorry, Dave.

What a fricca that was.

Let's play International Waters.

We're going to. Playing for the country whose stiff upper lip is still all a tremble from Zane Malik's departure from one direction.

Moment of silence. Okay, it's over. He's the creator of BBC's Hyperdrive, the Bunny Suicide

Books, and a writer on Veep for HBO, which returns on April 12th, not a moment too soon.

It's Andy Riley. Hello. Hi, Andy. How are you? I am really good. I'm going on a canal boat next week, so I'm very happy about that.

Oh, boy. That's the new tier. That's terrific. We'll get more into that later on, certainly,

but also playing for Team UK. You know her from Garth Morengi's Dark Place as co-star and co-writer

of the film Sightseaters from her, I sounded like I said Sightseaters. I didn't. I said sightseers. From her BBC Radio 4 show Alice's Wonderland, the IT crowd, the Mighty Bush, the Paddington

fucking Bear movie?

Are you kidding me?

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