Ep. 464: I'm Sorry I Talked About Queen Elizabeth's Clitoral Stimulation

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🗓️ 15 September 2022

⏱️ 81 minutes

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This week we're gossin' 'bout corn, the death of The Queen, the restoration of The Muppet Christmas Carol, the Little Mermaid remake casting showing racism is still alive, Disney casting Josh Groban as Beast for an upcoming Beauty and the Beast special on ABC, the 2022 Emmy's, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Liam Neeson Pees His Pants!? Plus THE LIST! BLINDZ and SHOUUUUUTZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Yes, it has been in my head for weeks and yes, now I am going to re-put it back into your head because it's Jackie!
0:16.8	She's a big lump with knobs, she's got the juice, she's got the juice!
0:22.0	I can't imagine a more beautiful thing! It's Jackie!
0:26.8	It's like the corn song, you both are looking, you not know this song, she's got the juice!
0:31.6	Where have you both been? Where do you live? Have you not seen the viral corn boy?
0:39.0	I didn't see the corn boy! That's the song!
0:43.8	Okay, what is it again? It's a song! It's con! It's a big lump with knobs, it has the juice, it has the juice!
0:52.5	I can't imagine a more beautiful thing! I can't believe it is not in every second of your feed.
0:59.6	I hear it 20 times a day! More beautiful thing! My relationship with the corn!
1:04.1	What's going to be with the corn? He loves the corn! I wish he had a meal!
1:07.8	I saw the video, I moved along after that, I have not continued to engage with the corn kind of time.
1:13.7	They took the video, they turned into a song, the song has gone viral, the song is now on Spotify,
1:19.2	it is just like they made a remix of the song because there's these dudes called the Gregory Brothers
1:26.4	that take viral clips and make them into songs and then they made this one into a song.
1:30.9	So now it's all over TikTok! I've succumbed, I've now in TikTok!
1:36.2	Yeah, you are totally in the TikTok!
1:38.2	Yes, I have to stay abreast! This is a big part of the viral thing!
1:42.5	We're over on Twitter, Mjana and I were over on Twitter!
1:45.0	We're on different apps, you're in the TikTok! You're in the TikTok with the young people,
1:52.4	I'm on Twitter, I'm angry people! We're on Twitter with the angry, yeah!
1:57.2	I'm a good love with knives! That's why get off there, come over to TikTok!
2:01.4	No, but they're also very funny! Twitter is a terrible place except that so many tweets are so good
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