Hey there, folks, I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters. We're already having a ball.

This is the transatlantic panel show that pits U.S. and UK comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale.

Everybody's all mixed in together. We're just sort of like one big scrum instead of two teams. I like it.

Now, we're taping another show here where we have the UK team with us in the Max Fun Studio.

And listen, we know all about Brits Abroad. We get it. The scene is ripe for hooliganism.

We are braced for a fracas or a, do you call it a fracas?

Fracca.

Or a fracas?

Yeah, see, I get words wrong.

I would like to be braced for friccice, though.

Okay, great.

That will be coming.

Our fans love it when we eat on mic, so we'll be doing that soon.

We're not going to let it escalate to a brew, ha-ha, a ding-dong, a rumpus.

God forbid, a hollabaloo.

Queensberry rules all around.

Gentlemen, this is International Waters. Playing for the country that according to a recent report says, sorry, eight times a day?

Is that true? And are you sorry for it?

Yeah, I would say, do you know what, whenever I use American Airlines, and by the way, well done to that airline for really acclimatizing me ready to land in New York with their brutality on that.

But the fact that every time I said thank you for anything, I just got to, yeah.

It's just because we're used to that. We are trained to despise people but put on a front

of deference and servitude. But underneath it all, we are always planning their demise.

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