Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh

Thank you thank you thank you thank you I don't have to I think today you know why I'm happy

for for 20 I know you know what you know what that means your taxes are five days late

stoners did you sign that check on April 15th wow even when there's a good president in the

White House that is a painful check to sign but it's really tough when you know it's going

to redecorate Scott Pruitt's office that's I I wrote on the memo on my check dining room

table for Ben Carson I just have you read about this fucking guy Scott Pruitt this EPA I mean

the most corrupt official ever in a cabinet and now he wants to change I love this the logo of

the EPA the Environmental Protection Agency to a picture of a buffalo and a Bible verse because

nothing says environmental protection like a picture of an animal we almost drove to extinction

and a book that doesn't believe in science that's so so let's see what's going on on season two

of the apprentice White House edition the big villain of the week this week for a Donald Trump

is Jim Comey from Reprii Director Comey because he's out there selling a book boy he's on more

TV shows than Michael Evan Eddie Michael's here but no but I said if Jim Comey was on Dr.

Oz this morning showing Dr. Oz where Trump touched him with dolls and Trump as a new lawyer you

heard this Rudy Giuliani from the law firm of Jacobi and Dracula hey Rudy got famous by attaching

himself to a pile of rubble it could work again you know now first Trump goes to Washington now

Giuliani congratulations New Yorker slowly getting ready your rat problem

but the guy he was really sweating out these days is Michael Cohen

Michael Cohen Trump's criminal lawyer and when I say criminal lawyer I mean a lawyer who's a criminal

he looks like his meetings take place on a park bench and every consultation ends with the words

this never happened he's the one who famously said I take a bullet for Donald Trump

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