Ep.#454: Off The Rock

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2021

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Doug is back in Bisbee and the reality of going back on the road sets in.

Doug's new book, "No Encore For The Donkey" available exclusively at Audible.com - https://amzn.to/31uwvO0

Recorded July 17th, 2021 at the FunHouse in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope), Dave Raider (@davidraider), Chad Shank (@HDFatty), Tracey (@egglester), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille.

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0:00.0	Hello, listeners. Did we have a week off? Did you just, oh, did we have something to, like, I think we missed a week while I, no, this is going on late. All right. I just got back yesterday. Yeah, but I, it's just, it didn't seem like I was gone now.
0:30.0	But when I did the math, like, fuck, yes, and we only did one podcast. So we're, it's going out what a week late. So we missed a week.
0:38.7	No, we'll still get it in my, yeah, let's still get in there. It doesn't matter. I'm just glad to reconnect with my listeners.
0:47.2	I missed you. I looked for you all over Gibraltar. Only once was I recognized and it was by an old
0:54.8	somewhat toothless, a spaniard man who is sitting at a taxi stand. Where he must have either worked or
1:06.2	loitered because he wasn't waiting for a taxi and I, I got my taxi. I actually went to the top of the rock.
1:14.6	On the last day, I had like an hour and a half before checkout and I say, can I do that? Because I didn't do anything in Gibraltar.
1:21.6	I sat in my room, which is great. That's what I wanted to do or, or the, the smoking patio bar of the hotel.
1:29.5	And I read a lot of books. But I, guy said, I was suited up because I was ready to leave. Yeah.
1:37.9	But I go, wow, I can go get to the top of the rock. Fuck, it takes a picture. It's get to the bottom of the rock.
1:43.1	Get back here in time. How do you get to the top of the rock?
1:45.9	You take a taxi to a cable car. What do you call it? Yeah, Tram.
1:51.7	Gondola. Gondola. Yeah.
1:54.3	Yeah, fucking scary thing. A scary thing that goes up. I was explaining to them like the rock goes
2:03.2	where my hotel was is like just straight up. It's, it's, imagine if you got through the tunnel
2:09.8	to Bizby and then it dropped directly down to the gulch. Yeah. Like that's straight.
2:17.3	So yeah, you take a gondola and it's scary as fuck.
2:21.2	And I just kept going, this is what we do in our dreams. This is what we do. I can fly. I can fly.
2:27.5	And he's like, I know you, because I was wearing a suit.
2:36.7	If you've been on the tally and I said, uh, you're in again. Are you a pop singer?
2:46.9	I said, no, no, I'm a stand up comedian. And he said, oh, yes, you're on the,
2:53.9	and he mispronounced news wipe, but I go Charlie Brooker. Yes. The news time or whatever.
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