EP 45 - Jonathan Pie (aka Tom Walker)

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

Comedy

4.6 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2020

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Been looking forward to this chat for months. We got into identity issues on the Left, the recent cancel culture letter, what it's like to fall out with your own side and so much more. I also do a couple of dodgy accents as usual and we remember a dodgy scene from American Beauty.

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0:00.0	What most people think?
0:04.0	people think?
0:13.0	Hello and welcome to episode 45 of what most people think.
0:18.0	How the fuck are you? I hope that earlier this week you were nursing a massive hangover from getting back down the pub
0:24.8	did you go to the pub did you support the pub economy did you have a lot people didn't
0:29.7	turns out it's a lot of fannies in this country, don't they just sit there going,
0:32.8	you know, just don't feel really, to go.
0:34.8	Get down the fucking pub, okay?
0:36.4	It's one of the rare occasions in your life where you'll be able to develop a mild drink problem.
0:41.2	You go out three times a week and you can can say I'm doing it for the economy.
0:44.6	I'm doing it for the economy.
0:45.9	What, your alcoholism will never be more noble than it is right now.
0:50.3	Now I had a pint and you would be saying what pint you have Jeff this is the crucial thing I had a pint of Peroni now I might get some stick for that for being like a basic beer bitch or whatever is I am but I like the basic stuff that I'm supposed to like I'm sorry what can I say I like I like science fiction films I like films with robots and spaceships I like you know I like curry I like Nandos I like all the stuff I'm supposed to like but look and hey you know an Italian beer so you can't say that I'm xenophobic and so this is this is what most people think so this is the show that thinks you know maybe Prince Harry is being held against his will.
1:26.5	But Jeff that's misogynistic to say it. Do you not think that Harry could think these things independently?
1:32.2	I could credit it, but when I watch the videos,
1:35.2	I just look at the way he looks at the camera, the way that she looks at him, like, yeah,
1:39.6	just like she's squeezing his fucking balls from underneath.
1:44.6	I know he, look, I know that Harry could have all these identity pursuits.
1:48.3	And obviously Harry's mother was that person, right?
1:51.8	With landminers and whatnotnot but I just think that he's
1:54.2	punching so far above his weight that his balls are just constantly saying just do it do what she
2:00.1	says stay in this game she is amazing looking just fucking say it
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