I'm scared of public transportation.

I was on a bus that was held hostage.

45 minutes.

It wasn't life-threat, and I don't want to give you that impression.

It was a dude jerking off, but the shit was scary, son.

It was scary.

It was right before it happened, I was on the bus smoking a cigarette.

It's a long story. That's not the coolest shit I ever did.

And people freaked out.

Sir!

Sir, put that goddamn cigarette out, okay?

This is everybody's air, sir.

I flicked it.

I didn't want any trouble.

And just at that moment, coincidentally, this homeless dude out of nowhere,

pulls his dick out, started beating off. And I was furious. Because nobody said shit

to this guy. They were just looking like, oh my God. I was the only one on the bus that had the balls and saying anything to him.

And it's not even like I was brave, really.

It was, you know, I was sitting next to the motherfucker.

I had to say something.

I like the house too cold.

I like to keep it hot.

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