Ep. 43 Lahna Learns JewhitsJew
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2013
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
This week Robby Slowik meets up with Lahna in the seediest of parks in West Hollywood to teach her some martial arts. Lahna hilariously dubs it Jewhitsjew. Then we hear from a very naughty anyonomous slut. This weeks music comes from a band close to the Perfect 10 Podcast. They're called "The Weeks". They were born and bred in Jackson, Mississippi. They were discovered by our friend, Seth Riddle who runs Kings of Leon's Serpent and Snakes records -- a guy who knows how to sniff out some serious talent like Arcade Fire who he signed to Rough Trade records. Their Serpents and Snakes full length, "Dear Bo Jackson" just came out and it's fantastic.
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| 0:00.0 | Lui, TI, TI! |
| 0:07.0 | Lent up! |
| 0:16.0 | Welcome to the first meeting of complete self-defense for women. |
| 0:23.6 | I'm Bob Jackson. |
| 0:25.6 | I have a black belt and karate, |
| 0:29.6 | and I've studied martial arts for over 20 years. |
| 0:34.6 | I'm also a former world champion |
| 0:40.3 | Now |
| 0:42.8 | this course may cost |
| 0:47.3 | more than others |
| 0:48.1 | but I guarantee |
| 0:50.6 | you'll never be afraid of violence again. |
| 1:00.0 | Now let me ask, what are you ladies most concerned about? |
| 1:06.0 | Yes, you? |
| 1:07.0 | Okay, say you find out something about your husband, |
| 1:10.0 | like he got another wife and some kids. |
| 1:13.6 | What I want to know is, how do you kill a man in his sleep? |
| 1:18.6 | Let me think about that one. |
| 1:23.6 | Why don't we start, though though with defense against the knife attack? Who would like to attack me? |
| 1:32.3 | Oh me. I got one in my purse. Why don't you try? |
| 1:35.3 | This is a real knife. Don't worry about it, grasshopper. I don't know. I really, I don't think I should. It's okay. Come on! |
| 1:46.0 | Oh my God, I'm really sorry! |
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