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I have nothing planned for this episode. I am absolutely spiraling right now,

and I think that it might be the best episode yet. I don't even want to use the word spiraling

anymore because it's worse than that. I'm not spiraling. I am nuclear bombing. I am eroding.

I am just disintegrating. I am dying slowly happily though, and I can't wait for the pain to end.

So let's get into things. Let's start off with the song. You are going to miss this.

You are going to want this back. So I heard that song and realized all of my best friends are

graduating college this weekend. I'm not. And then I decided it's time to end it all.

I am seriously doing so bad, but that's fine. We're going to talk about it. We're going to talk

it out, and I think talking to you guys will make me feel a lot better. So at the last second today,

I had planned to go to Ohio to see all of my friends graduate, really poor decision on my part.

Okay, so here's the thing. I want to be there, and I want to be there for the last weekend with all

of my friends that I was in college with for four years, like the best four years of my life. I

want to be there for that, and I want to be there with them, but I'm not graduating. And to see

them all graduating and excited, and like, oh, we did it. And then I'm like, oh, I dropped out.

That's not even like why I'm upset. Like I'm not sad that I dropped out. I think it was the best

decision of my life, but it feels, it just feels wrong. It's like all my best friends are graduating

together. And here I am just coming back to watch like a loser. But then again, it's like I

would feel like an asshole if I didn't go, and I wasn't with them this weekend. So I'm going

to Ohio in the morning. I booked my flight like an hour ago. I wasn't going to go. The flight was

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