Ep. 42 - Planned Parenthood Is A Rapist's Best Friend
The Matt Walsh Show
The Matt Walsh Show
4.7 • 27.9K Ratings
🗓️ 4 June 2018
⏱️ 25 minutes
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| 0:26.9 | Slack.com slash DHQ. Well, a little change of scenery. I'm in the other car. Of course, |
| 0:34.3 | you could tell this is the car that we used to carve the kids around in because, first |
| 0:38.3 | of all, they're the crumbs all over the seat and also whatever that thing is right there. |
| 0:42.1 | I don't even know what that is. But mainly the main piece of evidence is this stickers |
| 0:47.0 | on the window here because, and you know this, if you're a parent, if you're not a parent, |
| 0:51.5 | maybe you don't know this. In fact, nobody warned me of this before I became a parent, |
| 0:56.5 | but when you have kids at a certain age, especially if you have a girl, there are going to be |
| 1:02.9 | stickers everywhere. You're not going to be able to escape stickers. There'll be stickers |
| 1:09.0 | all over your house, all over the outside of your house, all over every item you own, |
| 1:15.0 | all over you. Also, there's going to be stickers covering you. In fact, I was just, I was |
| 1:18.9 | at the grocery store last night and I was in line and this woman turns to me and she |
| 1:24.9 | goes, oh, you're a big Jasmine fan, huh? And I said, what? Who? Jasmine? And she said |
| 1:29.9 | Jasmine from Aladdin, you're a big fan. And I said, well, Aladdin was my favorite Disney |
| 1:35.2 | movie growing up. I don't know how did you know that? And then she points to my shirt |
| 1:40.0 | and I see that there's a huge sticker, a huge Jasmine sticker on my shirt, which I didn't |
| 1:46.2 | realize was there. At some point, my daughter had put a Jasmine sticker on me without me |
| 1:50.6 | even noticing. And I had been walking around, who knows how long with that sticker on. So |
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