When I was a little kid, Mama used to play me The Beatles, John Paul, Ringo, and George,

but then I started getting into hip hop, and I didn't want to listen to the Fab Four anymore.

Man, I did not even bet an eyelid.

I said, by to Liverpool, high to Staten Island, and I abandoned the band for a brand new rap crew named the Wu-Tank clan

I became a huge fan of the Rizza the Jizzah old dirty bastard Ghostface Killer Method Man Ray Kwan the chef

You got and Inspector Deck this was teenage rebelling I needed to do but as as I proceeded and grew, I accepted my love for both

Beatles and Wu, and I've been asking this question, and now I'll repeat it to you.

Which member or members of Wu-Tang would correspond to which beetle will take these two groups

of people?

Match column A and column B and see who is who's equal.

From Abbey Road to the 36 chambers, topping those charts and dropping those bangers.

Which of the Wu-Tangs hip-hop and gangsters is which mock top pop singer stop a ganger?

John, the leader, the smartest.

His talents were the sharpest with his talent as an artist.

A creative engine, a mystical wizard, a dark brooding visionary. John is the Rizza, but Lenin was sentimental and sensitive. Just a wordplay, an eccentric gent who'd give a stream of consciousness touch to his songs like Ghostface. They had close tastes. I'd double them up post-haste. I'd also place dirty in the mixture. They were both clownish and mischievous tricksters, and John said the Beatles were bigger than Jesus, and old dirty's nickname was Big Baby Jesus. George may be the easiest, he'd be the jizzah, the genius, pensive, intense, and serious. Plus it's jizzah and George. Alliteration ain't nothin to fuck with. Who would Paul McCartney's counterpart be? I'd say method man in a heartbeat. They're the cute ones making ladies scream, hey, not the most profound, but great in the mainstream way. Paul would be Ray Kwan too, though, because Ray and Ghosts were a duo, like Paul and John were. But overall, I think Paul and Ray Kwan were less powerful than their

partners, moving onward.

Who's left?

Bingo, Ringo.

Treated like a joke, he gets less respect, so he and you God would be neck and neck, but

you God's kind of a defective wreck, whereas Ringo is more like inspected deck.

He's great but underrated, fat though overshadowed by comparatively massive attention

centers but an undoubtedly essential member.

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