Ep.#419: I Was Only Trying To Help

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2020

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Day 4 of Doug's 40 for 40 (no smoking / drinking) and he explains the power he has harnessed and the pointless advice he is offered.

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Recorded Nov. 30th, 2020 at the New FunHouse in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope), Tracey (@egglester) and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast.
0:11.0	Oh, here we are.
0:16.0	Uh, cheese is, uh, very late at the end of day four of 40 for 40.
0:25.0	Yeah, I got to get a calendar. Yeah, Friday was day one.
0:30.0	Yeah, Saturday, Tuesday, Sunday, three and Monday night football is taking us down night four.
0:38.0	I have, uh, I told you I wanted to do it early.
0:42.0	Like I'm an early and then when I got up early, I went, no, because when I wake up early, I feel fucking great.
0:49.0	I'm all zen and, uh, that's no fun.
0:54.0	And usually, uh, by this time, I fucking hate people, but I don't.
0:58.0	I've been working my balls off all day and I'm somewhat exhausted, but, uh,
1:04.0	but I can drum up that hate. All I have to do is look at one tweet.
1:09.0	I tweeted something about doing this.
1:12.0	About 40 for 40. Yeah.
1:15.0	It's something about, oh, it's probably a terrible idea.
1:20.0	Yeah, that, uh, I'm doing this for 40 days.
1:22.0	Like just the idea that doing this, I thought, well, I have the time off.
1:27.0	I should take advantage of it and do a little, you know, a fucking sober streak.
1:32.0	Get a little bit healthy, get rid of that cough and then, uh, when you quit smoking,
1:36.0	even for a small amount of time, a week or two, you know, you feel a lot better.
1:42.0	And you, you, then you stop smoking all the fucking time.
1:47.0	Oh, I realized, oh, even when I cheat, when I quit and I would cheat, I'd go, oh, okay.
1:53.0	I smoked two cigarettes yesterday. I feel like an asshole, but I also realized,
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