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Yeah, so the trivial pursuit question was, uh, how's we're here with, uh, uh,

Chaley Chad, Hennegan and Michael Bean, new Bizby resident. Michael, hello. Hello. Hello. So, so, so, God. Yes. So, uh, trivial pursuit question is, uh, has a quarterback in the NFL ever been ejected from the game.

This, this, this, that's how we open questions. Yes, I, yes, because we're reading up on the NFL because of something that happened in the game and I came across the

obscure fact. I'm going to guess yes, quite a few, but I could be wrong. There is only one who was 1995 Trent Dilfer. Why? Baltimore Ravens.

Uh, I think it was. Yeah. Yes. And, and he punched somebody on the other team and Jim in the middle of the game.

Must have been a kicker. But only one and the entire history of the NFL. Well, I think he was always frustrated because his offense was never really that good. They won the Super Bowl.

Yeah, you know, for the one that defense won a Super Bowl and didn't get picked up by the same team the next year. I think it was the defense. It was that that great defense that they have. I think I don't, I don't really know sports very well anymore.

And my memory as you will know. Yeah, every week. Beans says, I don't know if I told you this story last week. I know I wouldn't remember if you did tell it again.

All right, I'm going to open this is kind of long, but I'll speed through it. I wanted to open with this. It's a fan letter. Dear Doug Stan, hoping crew. I'm writing you from a mental hospital. My first involuntary hold.

I didn't really believe you guys fully when you started talking about arts and crafts and shit being mandatory, but low and behold. Here I am writing this during mandatory karaoke.

Did I spell that right? No, he didn't Chris. And yesterday we had to color six pages in a coloring book. Then play emoji memory match in order to get attendance credit.

If you don't get enough attendance credit, then they can have the option to keep you longer. So sorry for doubting your truths. Thankfully, I was able to sneak in digging up mother. And this is not fame. I'm sure if they knew who you were and what these books are about. They would have burned these books in five seconds.

I won't make this too wordy. Hopefully blah, blah, blah, hope you bingo Chad and the trailies. Did I spell that right? Yes, he did Chris. Thanks guys sending mental illness love.

PS they wouldn't even give me an eraser. So sorry for the mistakes. It's written in pencil. That's Chris from somewhere in Pennsylvania. Yeah, I won't give out your last name son. That'll go on your permanent record.

I don't know how many times he wasn't. I have a new respect for people from Pennsylvania. Well, Michael being I've I'll have Brian Hennigan dropped your credits since he knows both of us better than we know ourselves. Well, I mean, Michael being.

I met first of all, but I'm sorry to interrupt. All right. First of all, I'm just very impressed that everybody actually knows how to pronounce my last name. I was very upset. I just pronounced it like Mr. Bean. I was I thought I was putting spin on it. Bane. It's it is being.

I know. B I B I E B I E. I E I E. I lie to be jailing me. It's always kind of fun when I'm approached by somebody. And they say, Michael being I'm your favorite fan. I'm your best fan ever. You know, I'm like, well, fucking learn how to say my name.

It's weird. It happens all the time because listen, listen, I know I'm going to fucking dominate this.

No, I won't let you go and say that when they when I was this this fucking horrible movie called Navy Seals. And in that when they were doing the

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