Hello, hello, we are Fat Mascara in the house. That's such a funny thing to say in the house.

In your house? In my apartment? Yes. On a lovely, you the listener's house?

June day. Yes. What's up? I'm Jess Matlin. Hi, I'm Jess Sullivan. Welcome to Fat Mascara,

our beauty podcast. When you say we are Fat Mascara, I feel like we're like salt and pepper,

like all of a sudden we're duo. I think when I just said in the house that kind of put

that energy out there that did. Anyway, that's us. Hi, like kid in play. If anyone else

knows who kid in play is, I don't know what demo we're speaking to anymore. That's house

party. That's why it's in our house. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. This is like a game of

resolution. Hey, welcome back. Oh, thanks. Jen just went on a wild, wild vacation. That

honestly, I got a little jails. I got a little jails. Really? So my other friend, Jess, the guy

of two Jessica's in my life, she and I went away. And the funny thing is I talked about you a lot

on this trip because I kept thinking like, would Jess Matlin do this? Because you know how we

talked about how our vacation strategies are so different. Yeah. So like I was riding a horse

and I was like, would Jess Matlin do this? And I was like, if she, no, yeah, I thought you were

like an animal lover and you would. Yeah, but I don't love to. I'm not really into, dehorses

want to be written. We can set, we can table that. Oh, yes. Okay. What about whitewater rafting?

I am not a strong swimmer. There better be a very able bodied like guard on duty.

There's no lifeguards in the rivers. You know what I'm talking like a guy. I'd protect you.

I'd save you. Are there bumpers on both sides of the river? Not at all. This is not Disney World.

This was like, I can just see the news about the bird or more than I don't want to do. I did

go. Okay. Absolutely. Go store of a hotel. Okay. You did. Yeah. So I saw you went to the

overlook hotel, right? The Stanley hotel, the inspiration for the shining. Yeah. That was just

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