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Ep. 412: Cackles and Cockles: The Jackie Zebrowski Story

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The Last Podcast Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2021

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

This week Leo Season is upon us! Holden is shamed for his inability to remember birthdays, we take a trip into the mind of Tyra Banks, covering both the insanity of her talk show to the baffling Modelland (and possibly the greatest amusement park of all time), Megan Thee Stallion and Leyna Bloom's Sports Illustrated covers, Dolly Parton's recreation of her classic Playboy cover for her Hubby, and the cardboard sex proof Olympic Village beds. PLUS Jackie gives us an exciting update on the Hot Dog Ambassador front! And in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; was Rush Limbaugh actually Jim Morrison?! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

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0:00.0

Oh, it's officially Leo's season. What did I do? I looked up songs that align themselves

0:20.0

with the astrological signs and what's the number one song for Leo's? She's in to

0:25.2

superstitions black cat. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. A premonition. That girl's gonna make me fall. I'm

0:33.9

jumping in to make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain. She'll make you live a crazy

0:42.2

life. But you take away your pain like a bullet to your brain. Come on.

0:48.5

You know, at first I took offense to the fact that this is the number one Leo song, but as I'm

1:05.3

reading the lyrics, I guess it is. I never cared about horoscopes. Never could keep track of

1:14.6

what was what people would be like, Oh, of course you're an Aquarius or whatever. Only when I had

1:23.4

my child on my brother's birthday, August 23rd, and I had a cousin baby, and it was a cousin baby,

1:30.5

and I realized that you are Leo. And my brother is a Virgo that I truly understood that horoscopes

1:37.5

are destiny. They are different. And the Henry is a tourist and Freddie is a tourist. That's

1:44.1

truly. Oh, yeah. As much as I would be like, Oh, the way they're saving accurate. You know,

1:50.6

I mean, how the people, all the scientists, quote unquote, even though they are actual sites,

1:55.0

like it's not fun. Have a smile. Exactly. And what I was getting at was like, as much I want to

2:03.5

be cynical, I'm such a fucking Capricorn. And it's just what it is. And I can, there's no longer,

2:09.4

I can't fight that. Like I'm the good. It's true. And Marcus is a Capricorn. And he's such a Capricorn

2:14.8

too. And yeah, it's one step, yeah, one step at a time. We're playing the long game. We're,

2:21.9

you know, very, it's just very like, this is my Ford momentum. I'm in a slowly make my way up the

2:26.6

mountain and just scheduling. Maybe that's why you're coming into this show. Worked so well.

2:32.2

Maybe this show has to always be a triangle of a Leo and a Capricorn, at least about themselves.

2:38.0

Right. Third person maybe could be whatever. But I don't know. Capricorn have very opposite

2:42.7

areas though. I think it's I think that it really, but Capricorn, I'm a curious, not

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