Ep. 41 Thrill Seeker is his name!
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2013
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
Lahna and Australian comedy superstar Brendon Burns head over to Santa Monica Pier to talk shit. Then we feature part one of our exclusive interview with Toby Hixx a real life scare-face who turned his life around and found comedy.
The band is Keiran McMullen
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I have to say that Melbourne is possibly my least favourite city. |
| 0:03.5 | It's the most pretentious city in Australia, |
| 0:05.9 | and it denounces the rest of Australia as well. |
| 0:07.8 | It's all those nasally... |
| 0:09.9 | Every Melbourne woman sounds like... |
| 0:13.0 | You know, like magazine tabloid journalists in this country? |
| 0:16.4 | Tonight on E.T. |
| 0:22.0 | Why would you take a job that involves talking and then speak out your nose? |
| 0:28.0 | Tonight on E.T. |
| 0:32.9 | Coming up. Tom close. |
| 0:36.4 | Tom goes. |
| 0:39.5 | And all the Melbourneian women speak like they're like |
| 0:41.2 | oh I'm so over it |
| 0:42.6 | oh good Lord |
| 0:44.4 | I've had a gutful I've had a gutful |
| 0:47.2 | I'm amazed they don't all walk |
| 0:49.3 | along in an imaginary diagonal |
| 0:51.3 | line talking to a pretend camera |
| 0:53.5 | utilising unnecessary alliteration. |
| 0:58.1 | I'm just going, |
| 0:59.1 | whether it's mincing in Melbourne |
| 1:00.4 | or swimming in Sydney |
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