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Okay, I have a question for you about a shirt I saw at the grocery store today.

Great.

If you saw a man walking down the aisle of grocery store and the back of his shirt said

really big, I wrote it down specifically so I wouldn't forget.

Anti-vegan vegan club with no like hyphens and all the text is the same type of face,

same text size.

How would you scan that?

How was your brain do with that?

Is he a vegan who just doesn't like people who are vegan?

I see, I thought that too, but then I think that there is nothing more vegan than publicly

proclaiming yourself to be vegan.

So I don't know if it actually fulfills the purpose that it permits to be fulfilling.

It might be a self-own of a shirt.

Like he may have inadvertently anti-veganed himself by wearing, by donning the shirt of

the anti-vegan vegan club.

Can you be in a club of anti-vegans if you're a vegan?

Now I'm wondering, is he in a club that is only anti-vegan vegan?

Wait, what does that mean?

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