If Jonathan Winners is ever accused of anything, he's got the perfect alibi.

He was someone else at the time.

When I first saw him before the show, he was still trying to decide whether he'd to be a drunken Eskimo,

the queen of the Vikings, or a doorknob.

The wild, wild man, my friend Jonathan Winters.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

I had kind of a different day today.

Several things happened.

I can't tell you about because they only embarrass you

and embarrass me and have my family going

but I I did a thing that a lot of us probably would like to do maybe a few of us don't I don't know I just have to ask you. Did you ever undress in front of a dog?

I'll tell you.

You think about that for a minute.

I don't know.

People, you know, it's funny.

A bird, a bird somehow doesn't count, right?

Or a cat.

But a dog, they really stare.

I like the house to cold.

I like to keep it hot.

I don't care much for cooking.

I like to eat a lot.

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