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🗓️ 17 September 2018
⏱️ 127 minutes
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Comedian/actor, Jim Florentine stops by the new studio at Westwood One Podcast Network... and even Carl Ruiz joins Opie for talk of personal anguish, twitter, beer, strippers, and the state of stand up in this "over the top" PC world.
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0:00.0 | I |
0:09.2 | We roll in my |
0:11.9 | Man, I can't hear you Carl |
0:17.2 | You got Carl's mic on there Mikey. We're ready to pat the keys my mic is off like a mother fucker |
0:23.6 | There he is. There are you |
0:25.6 | Are you buddy? I haven't seen you in a couple weeks my friend. I am exhausted with myself. Are you? |
0:33.2 | Oh my god. Why are you exhausted with yourself? I? |
0:37.6 | I just have to stop my lifestyle. I've literally I maxed out so quickly |
0:42.0 | You're maxed out you just give me hiccups. We've been podcasting for one minute. I already got hiccups |
0:48.9 | Oh my god, what do you mean you maxed out? I maxed out open my town. Is it disaster really? Oh you oh you hit the |
0:55.6 | limit I might have the moon really the water's coming over the sea wall |
1:01.0 | This it's been breached bro. It's like it's exactly what I thought it was |
1:06.6 | Complete unmanageable mess really like someone manager. Yeah for the people that don't know Carl's living in a creepy cabin in a very small town |
1:15.3 | In the middle of the woods and he's pretty much knocking back all the bruds |
1:19.2 | But this one you're gonna enjoy this one. This is an opi story. Oh really? Why is it an opi story? |
1:23.9 | It has what you relish the most in life awkwardness just pale awkwardness |
1:30.2 | so I |
1:32.8 | I'm at the bar right I'm at a bar and this girl comes up to me and I and I was telling Mike before yeah |
1:40.3 | I do very unethical things like I know when I'm gonna be on TV |
1:43.8 | So I time it so I show up at the bar. Oh |
1:48.9 | That's a smart that's not unethical |
1:51.2 | That's a lot so the girl goes so what do you do? And I just casually point up to the screen right there? |
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