So I'm sitting here looking at the five most addictive substances in the world.

Heroin, cocaine, nicotine, barbiturates, of course they put in parentheses

downers alcohol okay I mean I'll give you those but I mean no amphetamines, no caffeine.

Okay, that would be the top seven Jeff, we're doing the top five.

I would venture to say that caffeine and amphetamines got to be climbing that list right it seems like

it got to be in the top five over over barbituates over the downers you know

Valium downers whatever you want to take it because I think I'd like to see what's in what they're putting in that you're right.

I'd like to see what they're putting it under the barbiturates tag.

Anyway, it's a good thing that I've stopped heroin. I've stopped cocaine. I've stopped

depending on what's in the what's on the list of barbiturates. I've stopped those.

I've stopped alcohol and now I stopped nicotine my God what has become of me

I think the days of the host of these awards, banquets and shows, those days are over. You might as well just roll out banquets whatever you call them.

Yeah, they're getting their wards.

Yeah, whatever you want to do.

They're done.

So I was going to play the Kevin Hart bit, you know,

where he was saying that he's done with that he's moving on,

but it's like 11 minutes with Michael Strand. I can't take that. We're not airing 11 minutes

at Kevin Hart and Michael Strand. I don't care how good they thought it was for the what is it the Good Morning America.

or the Today Show good Morning America yeah. So just know that Kevin was done with it

who knew that he had a serious XM show how can Kevin Hart have a serious XM show? How can Kevin Hart have a serious XM show?

Jeff he's Kevin Hart. That's not the point. That's not my point.

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