Hello and welcome to Fat Mascara. I'm Jess. I'm so excited to be back.

Who's that? Jessica Madlin? My fearless co-host. Welcome to Fat Mascara. I'm Jen.

Welcome back. Fearless. I like that. I don't know about that.

World's pretty scary right now, but I'm happy to be back home and talking about beauty

and hopefully providing a little escapism for the moment.

Welcome. I missed you last week, but Priya and I had fun without you. We tried too.

Yes, though. I really enjoyed that. I really enjoyed that. Thank you, Priya, for filling in.

I know she's a busy gal. Yeah, and here you are and you're bringing me news all the way from Europe.

You were away because you were in France, right? Yes. Yes. I was in France. I had the glorious

opportunity, a real privilege to travel with the fine folks at Chanel, butay, butay.

And I went to Beereats to, I cannot, I cannot reveal too much about my trip, okay?

Well, all you're writing is story, aren't you? It will all be revealed in Harper's Bazaar.

Will you tell us on the podcast when it comes out so we can see what the heck you were doing?

Yes, in tandem, yes, in tandem with, but I went to learn more about Chanel sourcing,

Chanel skin care and Chanel culture. Stay tuned for that. Good. Yeah. It's a hard living.

It's a hard living. Well, welcome back. We did miss you. Thank you for doing the news and

bringing us that and then we're going to raise a wand and be on our merry way this week. Sound good?

Yeah, let's do it. Okay, people. Are you ready for the news? We are. So, listen, I was away for a

little bit and I did manage to catch up with the headlines. One thing as I was preparing my headlines,

I noticed, and I hope I didn't miss anything huge or maybe, and then you can, you can inform me,

as I was collecting my headlines, there was no crazy celebrity launches in my headlines.

So I know, I didn't miss anything, Lenny Crott launched a toothpaste line while you're gone.

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