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The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Ep. 39 BREAKING NEWS!!! The Circus is coming to town!!!

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4603 Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2013

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

This week is not a regular episode of perfect 10 but rather it is a special report This week want to meet one of the world's most fascinating people at the LA cirque school.  We can't give away what they talk about and we can't give away the surprise guest that shows up later at the house you'll just have to listen to find out but rest assured this is one of the greatest pieces of work we've ever done and it will not disappoint!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Attention, attention.

0:03.2

Perfect 10 podcast listeners.

0:06.3

This is Breaking News, special report, just in.

0:11.0

We have to interrupt your regular scheduled programming

0:14.4

to bring you one of the most fascinating discoveries in human history.

0:19.8

Lana Turner has unearthed the man who can...

0:22.6

Wait, I've been informed not to tell you yet.

0:24.6

You'll just have to listen to the episode and hear it for yourself.

0:28.6

Enjoy the show.

0:34.6

I like the house too cold.

0:40.3

I like to keep it hot.

0:43.3

I don't care much for cooking.

0:46.3

I like to eat a lot.

0:49.3

It scares me where she's driving.

0:52.3

And that always causes a bite.

0:55.2

I like to fuck in the morning.

0:57.6

And I like to fuck at night.

1:04.8

Sometimes it drives me crazy.

1:07.8

All those things you do.

1:10.4

You're a big fat gentile

1:12.5

And you're a dirty chew

1:14.8

Sometimes you are wrong

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