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Episode 388.

Y'all, let me just tell y'all that I have been, well, we've both been, an emotional wreck all fucking week.

I'll let Donna tell her shit.

My shit, though, we all know that Donna and I are both extra-large pizzas.

Well, this week, I had an appointment with my dermatologist. I've seen her before,

and I really liked her. She was, like, highly recommended, and...

That's not true. Well, by somebody, but apparently... Not me. Yeah, it was the one that Donna

didn't like. Well... I'm just her best friend, you know, that saw that lady for months and

months. But I really, I guess I didn't, like, I guess I knew, but I wasn't like. Oh, she just

thought that I was making it up. No. Okay. I wasn't sure that we were sure, sure it was the same

person. Oh, I knew. Okay. Well, I went to her and we're talking about stuff. It's a full body exam. So picture it. Me, bra, panties. I left my socks on. Apparently it wasn't supposed to. She had to take them off of me. Brow panties, gown, open to the back, doesn't fit paper. I already ripped it because I'm too big for the gown.

Those fucking paper things are. Doesn't fit paper. I already ripped it because I'm too big for the gown. Those fucking paper things are...

Don't.

I was too big for the gown.

There was a little strip and I was like, no shot.

I'm even trying to tie that thing.

So I'm sitting there in my knickers and, you know, very uncomfortable.

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