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Slack.com slash DHQ. There's been another horrible shooting this one in San Bernardino, California.

Before we discuss it, let's get a few things straight. If the killers were Islamic, it's

not about Islam, but if they were Christians, it is about Christianity. If they killed

to prevent abortions, we must have more abortions. If they killed to prevent freedom of speech,

we must have less freedom of speech. If they were white and killed blacks, it was about

race. If they were black and killed blacks, it was about poverty. If they were blacks and

killed whites, it never happened because we're not going to report it. If the bad guys

use guns, then good guys should not be allowed to carry guns. Only the police should be allowed

to carry guns because the police are racist killers who kill innocent blacks. So they need

guns. Because whoever did this killing, it proves

we're racist, Islamophobes who need more abortions. And if we're men, we're women. If it's true,

it's false. If it's right, it's wrong. Let the conversation begin. Trigger warning,

I'm Andrew Clayton. And this is the Andrew Clayton show. So making jokes about tragedy,

you know, just this tragedy is still unfolding. It looks like it's an Islamic terror thing,

actually, but it's still a little foggy. So I'll leave it alone for now. But, you know,

just by chance, if there is such a thing as chance two days ago, I'm watching TV and

I'm kind of channel surfing nothing's on. So I turn on Netflix and I discover this guy

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