I'm so excited to be back after my vacation. I always have this strange phenomenon happen

to me when I go on vacation in the lead up to my vacation. I'm like, oh, I can't wait

to take a little break. I'm like counting down the days until I can get out of here for

a couple days. And then as soon as I'm on vacation, like one day, two day of relaxing

and I start tapping my fingers like, oh, man, I missed the show. I missed you guys. I missed

talking about all this stuff. Every single time I take a vacation, this phenomenon happens

to me every time. I want to visit my family for Independence Day, took the week off. As

you guys obviously know, because I wasn't here last week, it was wonderful. We went to

the zoo. We went to the pool. We saw friends. We saw family. We celebrated our wonderful

country. I feel like about 364 days of the year, you and I sit here and we're like, oh,

man, our country is going to hell and a hand basket. And so on to life. I like to be like,

oh, yeah, America. And so that's what we did. We went to parades. We dressed in red,

white and blue. And it was so wonderful. I actually, and this is maybe a testament to

the fact that I might be a slight workaholic, but I took a vacation from my vacation halfway

through the week to fly to Washington, DC to speak to the Young America's Foundation

conference. I absolutely, let me tell you, I love those kids so much. Love them. They're

the perfect, they're actually raised exactly correctly. Like they are, and I know this

sounds so cliche. They are the hope for our country because these, they were high schoolers.

And these high schoolers are asking questions like, is X, Y, Z a constitutional act? And

if not, why was President John Adams not challenged on it? This was a real question that I overheard

backstage when I was waiting to go on stage. And they're so intellectually and philosophically

so far above and beyond, not only their age, but above the average American adult that

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