Ep. 37 McDonalds, Vomit, Farts...Gross stuff
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2013
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Lahna joins Mike Lawrence for some tales of what it was like to work at McDonalds. Jackie Gold drops by the studio to gross us out with tales of her youth, and this weeks band is Protomen. Enjoy!
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| 0:00.0 | I want a number six supersized with the Sprite and large fries. |
| 0:08.0 | Mustard ketchup only please, but don't you forget that cheese. |
| 0:13.0 | I got a sweet tooth, but I'm in a hurry. |
| 0:16.0 | Can I get one big McFlurry? |
| 0:18.0 | Give me one of them sprinkled with some ammonems. |
| 0:20.0 | I'm filling them, excuse me, ma'am,, baby, can you tell me, did you get that? Is order! Was it too fast? Because I don't want to have to come back, no. To the drive-through, to the drive-through. Can you hear me? Is-order. Am I coming in clearly? His order. because if it's Mickey d's then please I'm |
| 0:40.4 | dubbing it ba-da-ba-da-ba-ba-ba I'm loving it did you get that yes you one of the number six |
| 0:48.6 | super size it's only must put in catch up with a large spray and an evening back |
| 0:56.6 | place. |
| 1:00.0 | I like the house to cold. |
| 1:03.0 | I like to keep it hot. |
| 1:05.0 | I don't care much for cooking. |
| 1:08.0 | I like to eat a lot scares me where she's driving |
| 1:13.4 | and that always causes a bite |
| 1:16.1 | I like to fuck in the morning |
| 1:18.9 | and I like to fuck at night |
| 1:21.4 | sometimes it drives me crazy All those things you do You're a big fat gentile And you're a dirty chew Sometimes you are wrong Sometimes you're not right Lighty bus in the morning. |
| 1:45.6 | And I suck dick at night. |
| 1:49.3 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Perfect Ten Podcast. |
| 1:53.5 | And now you host, Ralphie Mae and Lana Turner. |
| 2:00.4 | Hi, everybody. It's Ralphie Mae. |
| 2:02.7 | And Lana Turner. |
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