News from our Hollywood desk yesterday the Drudge Report reported that the new

movie Revenant includes a scene in which Leonardo DiCaprio is raped by a

bear, Fox, the studio that made the film denies that they say the sex was

consensual and DiCaprio lied about it later because he regretted it. They

produced an earlier interview that Leonardo had done and but she said that he

was simply sick and tired of sleeping with an endless string of supermodels and

had begun fantasizing about lumbering carnivorous forest creatures who could

rip his head off with a single swipe of their paws. Anyway he said you know he

later admitted DiCaprio later admitted that he'd gotten drunk on the set of

Revenant and had made a booboo or maybe he'd made a yogi. He was confused.

Anyway the picture will be released for Christmas because nothing says

Christmas like well now I'm gonna let you finish that sentence yourself

trigger warning I'm Andrew Clayvin and this is the Andrew Clayvin joke. All

right this just shows you what a great writer Shakespeare is all right because

the first thing that came into my mind is Shakespeare is such a great writer

that even his stage directions are famous he wrote the most famous stage

direction ever written which was exit pursued by a bear. From a winter's tail

okay and that actually became a saying exit pursued by a bear to for writers

when writers want to get rid of a character but they don't want there to be

they don't want the hero to kill him and they you know they can't quite do

with them they just introduce some you know a bear or some kind of machinery

that gets rid of him so he's exit pursued by a bear it actually became a

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