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Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Ep 364: Our Hamster Expert on Hollywood!

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Lipstick Nancy, Inc. & Glassbox Media

Comedy

4.74.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2025

⏱️ 100 minutes

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California Hamster Association President John Jacobson returns - but to discuss the golden age of Hollywood! For some reason. And then, brace yourself for tragedy- it’s “Paula Poundstone’s Childhood Trauma!” GUEST “John Jacobson” HOUSE BAND Justin Berkobien SPONSORS Go to Dupe.com today and find similar products for less. It’s 100% free to use. Stop wasting money on brand names and start saving with Dupe.com today. Get started at factormeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code [PAULA] at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

0:04.0

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?

0:09.0

Oh God.

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1:07.5

Tony!

1:08.5

Hi. So happy to have Tony back. It feels like it's been an eternity. It's been like a month almost, right? It has been a really long time. It's been a year. It's been over a year. Where had she gone, Adam? What was it again? I just said it a minute ago. Mexico. Oh, no. She was studying yodeling.

1:44.8

I recall. Oh, yodeling. Yeah, she was learning to yodel, which I'm not sure how it's going to be helpful in the workplace. Oh, it's going to help us out a lot. We're just glad to have you back, Tony. We missed you. It's something terrible. I missed y'all. Bonnie was out of control without you. I'm sure she was.

1:46.7

No, you were really missed.

1:48.0

I really missed y'all. Bonnie was out of control without you. I'm sure she was. No, you were really missed. I really missed you. Oh, I missed you all. It has, it feels weird. It feels weird to have been gone. It feels weird to be back. It's just, but wonderful. You look rested. Did you get a good rest? Yeah, I also got really sick. There you go.

2:01.6

Time for the opening.

2:03.3

All right.

2:03.8

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

2:05.5

Blow me the fuck away.

2:07.7

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2:09.5

Poop-ahoy, everybody.

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