Hi, awesomes. Welcome back to Sorta Awesome. I'm your host, Meg Teats.

Hi, I'm some random jack leg that you found on the side of the road.

Yep, just randomness. That's fitting because we got a lot of randomness for you this Monday.

You get all fancy with your yes-ans. Yeah, I do. It's my literal J-O-B. J-O-B? Yep.

Hope you won J-O-B. You didn't let me introduce you. Would you like for the people to know who you are?

Look, I think at this point everybody knows I'm the person that they wish would stop talking so they can hear you.

They may not want to hear me this week as you can hear a little under the weather.

I would say that I'm over the weather. You are over the weather. I'm very over it. That hasn't even begun my friend.

We have not even had a taste of the cold weather yet. I know, but I am over it already.

I've had to wear long pants. It's not my preference. You wear long pants a lot of the time.

Not in the warm months. Okay. Wherever you've been it wasn't here.

I am joined today by my husband. All the time has been sometimes co-host Kyle, who sounds way better.

I'm like so insecure right now. I could hear my voice. I hate it.

Yeah, and I also forgot to phone off. What are we doing here?

Well, what's happening? You're being a bad producer. Sometimes I'm no longer the producer.

Those professional rights were stripped from me. I take no blame.

Okay, that's fine and no one was blaming you.

Okay. Well, say what you will. I know you. The most aggressive you would ever be is a pass of aggressive backwards halfway thing.

I do specialize in passive aggressive. Yes. I know. Trust me. I know.

On Mondays, we like to fill you in on some interesting ways. We're still doing this on Mondays. Yes.

When are you going to shift it up? The main show is supposed to be earlier.

We haven't made our back end changes quite yet. Okay. I changed my back end.

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