So there was a royal wedding over the weekend. I don't know if you heard about it. It was kind of

an intimate affair. They weren't making a big deal about it, you know, just invited a few of

their close family members. So maybe you didn't hear about it. But, and look, I don't want to get

into a whole thing, a whole rant about what's the point of the royal family. It's so stupid.

I'm not going to get into that because although I don't care about the royal family,

I do appreciate the principle. I appreciate the idea of countries preserving their

traditions. I'm a fan of that. Now, this tradition has turned into a bit of a soap opera,

too much for my taste. But, you know, so whatever, I'm fine with that. And anyway,

the Brits can do what they want. And if they want to spend money on

keeping the royal family together, then hey, that's on them. What I wanted to talk about was

jumping off, using as a jumping off point, a tweet that was sent out by a Twitter user by the name

of Yvonne over the weekend. And she was commemorating this special occasion of the royal wedding

by celebrating divorce. And what Yvonne said was, all my females, if Megan never left her first

marriage, she wouldn't be a princess today. There is always better. There is always better.

Isn't that just a great way to go into a marriage?

So, death do we part unless something better comes along? In which case, I'm out of here. Sorry,

jump. I'm gone. Now, this declaration wouldn't be notable except for the fact that it has received

last eye check over 300,000 likes and something like 80 or 90,000 retweets. So, obviously, this marriage

advice, which happens to be the worst marriage advice ever recorded in human history,

resonated with a lot of people in our culture. And so, I think it's worth addressing.

And fortunately, I think the bright side is that it also provides a valuable opportunity for

all the single men of America. What you could do if you're a single man or if you're dating,

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