This avocado toast is really delicious. It really is. I mean if Trump sets down the border

we might lose all of our avocado toast and we can't have that because this I mean this folks this is definitely worth the death of 70,000 Americans from drug overdoses this is definitely worth the death of 70,000 Americans from drug overdoses. This is definitely

worth a human drug trafficking crises on the border. This is definitely

worth letting cartels run amuck and kill and profiteer from migrants. This avocado is definitely worth losing our way of life.

And this is worth Americans being pushed out of jobs by cheap labor.

This avocato toast is worth everything to me.

And if you evil Republicans want to deprive me of this one pleasure

just because you want to what, solve all of those problems,

you are even more depraved than I thought you were and all I'm trying to do

is live my best life and be my best self at the expense of the survival of our country. The president's threat to shut the border is raising fears of an avocado shortage.

Avocados and lots of different produce could just vanish.

The U.S. would run out of avocados in just three weeks.

Mm, what are we gonna do?

First, though, want to tell you about our friends at home title lock.

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Some thief found our title online and forged our signature stating that he was the owner.

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thousands trying to get our home back. Guys, title theft is a huge problem. So my

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