You live.

Thank you, Blake. I appreciate it.

Man, what a beautiful morning it has been.

Holy crow, dude. I agree it was about perfect out there. Yeah.

Team PT bike ride this morning if you're on Patreon you already know that because you got to see a little bit of behind

the scenes footage about how Blake and Chile were little poopy pants about this and

they drug their feet all morning and Chile finally scrounged him a bicycle up and but man it was it

started off a little bit rough with the mud back tortoise. What happened? Well I was there. We have a mud back

tortoise. It's a rare and endangered species. But the first time I've ever seen anyone almost drown in the mud puddle.

I suspect next time corn goes along a bike ride is going to have his life jacket on

So corn you had to tell us what happened man because from our perspective it looked like you just

decided to fall over into a mud pond.

Well when you was going beside it you was pedaling rather fast and I said well he's just playing you know while

I was pedaling fast because I have to keep my bike in such a low gear to go as

slow as you ride your bike I said he's just playing around like what in the world is he even

doing so when I come through there I was going to try to let it eat you know what I mean?

That's the best time to put power down right when you're in a mud puddle and the back tar slung around to the left and me body went to the right

Corn went rolling up, just right on through, got that mud hole, and just all of a sudden just fell right on over and then just laid there.

Yeah, let's talk about, why did you decide to just lay there for a while?

I was, Chilly, you've seen me getting up.

You was in now for like five seconds.

It's probably five seconds when you just lay it there.

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